White House confiscates my apple!
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White House
The Apple
Recently my family and I went for a vacation in wild, wonderful Washington DC. We even took the train but that is for another Hub. While walking the city we saw they were giving out free tickets to tour the White House gardens. We got our tickets and on we went.
While going through the security check point they took an apple from my backpack and confiscated it! I assume they thought I might throw it at President Bush but the thought really never occurred to me until they took my apple. Maybe they thought it was a new WMD but those things don't grow on trees!
My apple poem
The White House took my apple
Maybe thought it was an attack
The White House took my apple
I told them it was just a snack
The White House took my apple
Maybe they thought it was a WMD
The White House took my apple
I told them those don't grow on trees
The White House took my apple
Maybe someday give it another try
The White House took my apple
But next time I'll take a pie
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goldentoad 3 years ago
How dare they take your apple, that's really unamerican.