White House confiscates my apple!

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By treeguy

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White House

The Apple

Recently my family and I went for a vacation in wild, wonderful Washington DC. We even took the train but that is for another Hub. While walking the city we saw they were giving out free tickets to tour the White House gardens. We got our tickets and on we went.

While going through the security check point they took an apple from my backpack and confiscated it! I assume they thought I might throw it at President Bush but the thought really never occurred to me until they took my apple. Maybe they thought it was a new WMD but those things don't grow on trees!

My apple poem

The White House took my apple

Maybe thought it was an attack

The White House took my apple

I told them it was just a snack

The White House took my apple

Maybe they thought it was a WMD

The White House took my apple

I told them those don't grow on trees

The White House took my apple

Maybe someday give it another try

The White House took my apple

But next time I'll take a pie

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goldentoad 3 years ago

How dare they take your apple, that's really unamerican.

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